Anagrams

Rearrange my name, and this is what you get (from this web site, Sternest Meanings):

• Mike Battista -> I'm a basket tit.
• Michael Battista -> Blast it! I'm a cheat.
• Michael E. Battista -> I am athletic beast.
• Michael Evan Battista -> Hateable victim Satan.

Nice. I think I'll just call myself "hateable victim Satan" from now on.

Also:

• George W Bush -> He grew bogus.
• Osama Bin Laden -> A damn alien S.O.B.
• Justin Timberlake -> I'm a jerk, but listen.